lkua:

straight white men

amaloli:

amaloli:

theres this girl at my school with a rainbow pin that says ALLY

i thought it meant like a straight ally so one time i told her i liked her pin and straight allies are cool and she looked straight at me and said my name is ally and im bisexual

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

A message from Anonymous
Are you a boy or a girl?
A reply from the-statuesque

Are you Professor Oak? Am I about to start my Pokemon adventure?

No?

Ok bye.

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

camusandcoffee:

i felt id share my touching masterpiece in regards to the scots referendum

camusandcoffee:

i felt id share my touching masterpiece in regards to the scots referendum

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

.Tragician.
Frnkiero And The Cellabration

thelightbehind-your-eyes:

i am the world’s worst, i am my own worst enemy, and i hate me…most days, i can’t believe i’m still here.