theres this girl at my school with a rainbow pin that says ALLY
i thought it meant like a straight ally so one time i told her i liked her pin and straight allies are cool and she looked straight at me and said my name is ally and im bisexual
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
Are you Professor Oak? Am I about to start my Pokemon adventure?
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable